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jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel it's oysternomics 101. you start with a u.s. senator named ben. by helping restore thousands of acres of oyster beds, he kept hundreds of oystermen on the job... which keeps wholesalers in business... and that means more delivery companies... making deliveries to more restaurants... which hire more workers. and that means more oystermen. it's like he's out here with us. he's my friend, ben. i hope he's your friend, too. i'm ben cardin, and i approved this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. ins
jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no!...
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. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel live >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is shchantal martin and sh drew all over the walls here. >> thanks for coming down. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know, people keep telling me, what part are you from? and i say, london. i started there and did the line all throughout the gallery. big movement. it's drawing very intuitively, very spontaneously. >> jimmy: the key is a pen. >> the key is the pen. >> jimmy: you can't do this without a pen. >> no. >> jimmy: so, this is spray
. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy...
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jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> you don't? >> a[ minto ] you know,mmel those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >>> we're in t
jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no!...
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jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-new so, maybe you're trying to figure out question seven. well, let me give it a shot. if you're ok with marylanders spending five hundred and... fifty million a year gaming in other states, fair enough. but if you think we should keep that money here... add twelve thousand jobs, and generate millions for schools... well you should probably vote for question seven. because if it doesn't pass, all of this goes away. that's why the post called seven, common sense. but decide for yourself. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new samsung galaxy 2. it's the best of both, a tablet and a phone. that you can
jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-new so, maybe you're trying to figure out...
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very own jake tapper on jimmy kimmel. good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> that can help you lose your job, it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> that's really none of your business. >> from abc news, jake tapper. music from jason aldean. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow. this world is steeriously [ bleep ] up. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it's the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person." and let's meet our contestants tonight. contestant number one, someone we picked from among our studio audience, cliff. wrf are you from? >> riverside, california. >> jimmy: riverside, california. our opponent tonight is resident celebrity expert, yehya. hello, yehya. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can identify any celebrity. what? >> genius director.
very own jake tapper on jimmy kimmel. good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> that can help you lose your job, it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> that's really none of your business. >> from abc news, jake tapper. music from jason aldean. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow. this world is steeriously [ bleep ] up....
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and then tell jimmy kimmel to stuff it. this has been a special message from the american fred cross. fred! [ cheers and applause ] what do you have to say for yourself now? >> jimmy: it's unfriend. >> what? >> jimmy: it's unfriend, like national unfriend day, it's -- >> unfriend? >> jimmy: yeah, like on facebook. >> oh. >> jimmy: to get back to unfriend people that they aren't -- >> i feel a bit foolish. >> jimmy: this is the third year we've done this. >> it sounds like a very good idea. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. nothing to do with fred at all. >> oh, that's a relief. thank, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> do you mind if i hang out in the green room? they have great meat balls back there. >> jimmy: enjoy. stay as long as you like. >> i didn't want to do this. i feel much better about this. >> jimmy: un -- ah -- i had no idea that was going to happen. [ laughter ] in business news, hostess, the company that makes twinkies, wonder bread, that sort of thing, is in big financial trouble right now. hostess filed chapter
and then tell jimmy kimmel to stuff it. this has been a special message from the american fred cross. fred! [ cheers and applause ] what do you have to say for yourself now? >> jimmy: it's unfriend. >> what? >> jimmy: it's unfriend, like national unfriend day, it's -- >> unfriend? >> jimmy: yeah, like on facebook. >> oh. >> jimmy: to get back to unfriend people that they aren't -- >> i feel a bit foolish. >> jimmy: this is the third year...
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. >> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- robert pattinson. comedian chris hardwick. and music from ben folds five. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all of the sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind. think, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching. we are back home in hollywood. i hope you stayed out of the heat today. i hope you made the adjustment to daylight savings. you know, today is that magical day, it comes once a year, when the clocks in our cars are finally almost correct again. [ laughter ] and, by the way, if i could speak directly to the manufacturers of kitchen appliances for a second -- it's time to add a daylight savings button to your products. [ cheers and applause ] every -- for real. every march and every november, i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. i never once used the baked potato button, so why don't
. >> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- robert pattinson. comedian chris hardwick. and music from ben folds five. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all of the sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind. think, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching. we are back...
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jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-ne >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new samsung galaxy 2. it's the best of both, a tablet and a phone. that you can talk into. and how in the world did they come up with this idea? it happened like this! ♪ i love my phone ♪ i love my tablet >> hey, you got your tablet in your phone. >> hey, you got your phone in my tablet. >> what? >> hey, what is this? >> my phone has a tablet in it. i don't know, but my tablet has phone in it and even has a pen so i can write down a note and jot down an idea. yeah, the screen is so big, i can watch a whole movie on it. hey, you just shared your video by tapp
jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-ne >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel...
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>> it's kimmel. >> hey, hanna? can you say hi to larry kimmel? say hi, larry kimmel. >> don't you want to share? >> no, you ate all my candy, though! >> hey, buddy, guess what? i'm just kidding. i didn't actually eat your candy. >> oh! every day this happens. >> there's always next halloween. >> no, i wanted to eat some candy today! >> that's not fair! >> where's my bag of candy that was up there? >> we're just kidding. >> mommy ate all of your candy last night. >> i don't want you to eat anymore of my candy. >> but it's gone! >> i'm so sorry, guys. i'm so sorry. can't we just -- can't we just go get new ones? >> no, we can't. we worked so hard for that candy. >> i never want to go out trick or treating again. >> i'm sorry, sierra, for eating all your candy. >> that's okay. >> all right. i love you. >> i love you, too. >> i ate it. >> that's all right. i just want you to feel happy. >> are you mad at me? >> no. >> you're not? >> no. i'm just sad. >> you're just sad. >> but the next halloween, we can share my candy. >> love you. >> i love you. >>
>> it's kimmel. >> hey, hanna? can you say hi to larry kimmel? say hi, larry kimmel. >> don't you want to share? >> no, you ate all my candy, though! >> hey, buddy, guess what? i'm just kidding. i didn't actually eat your candy. >> oh! every day this happens. >> there's always next halloween. >> no, i wanted to eat some candy today! >> that's not fair! >> where's my bag of candy that was up there? >> we're just kidding. >>...
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jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn, coming up next. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here in brooklyn where guillermo and i are about to shoot a commercial for subway. guillermo was training for the ing new york city marathon. i'm his coach. but what he doesn't know is that i'm going to intentionally screw this commercial up over and over again so he has to run a lot. all right? send him in. guillermo? you look great. all right, so, you're going to run around me while i read this stuff, but really fast, like, as fast as you can. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's practice it. marathon training requires energy and subway is a great play to
jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn, coming up next. >>...
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jimmy kimmel is up next. we will see you here tomorrow. >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel with a word about windows phone 8 from microsoft. the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more it is time to play "guess that famous character." [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, ctestant one, a gentleman we picked from studio audience, jose. where are you from? >> san diego, california. >> jimmy: jose from san diego. and our resident celebrity expert, yehya, ready to do battle, yehya? you know every celebrity there is? >> y know me. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. the start screen of a famous character's phone. guess who this phone belongs to based on customizable tiles. you will see three tiles. and the first clue is the weather channel app. it says north pole, negative 26 fahrenheit. blizzardy. your second clue from the friend tile. that clue says, argggh, argggh. and for a final clue. one of more of the famous friend tiles. t-minus 41 days till lif
jimmy kimmel is up next. we will see you here tomorrow. >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel with a word about windows phone 8 from microsoft. the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more it is time to play "guess that famous character." [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, ctestant one, a gentleman we picked from studio audience, jose. where are you from? >> san diego, california. >> jimmy: jose...
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>> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> did you used to work for me? >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is chantal martin and she drew all over the walls here. >> cool, thanks for coming down to gallery. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know. people keep telling me, what part of brooklyn are you from, and i ceylon dsay london. i started there and did the line all throughout the gallery. big movement. it's drawing very intuitively, very spontaneously. >> jimmy: the key is a pen. >> yeah, the key is a pen. >> jimmy: you can't do this without a pen. >> no. >> jimmy: so, this is spray paint. >> this is outside section. this is my first big piece with spray paint. >> jimmy: so, there's no wall left. what are you working on now? >> well, i filled up all the walls so now i'm working on something pretty exciting. let me show you that. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, this is my latest piece. i'm going to finish
>> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> did you used to work for me? >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is chantal martin and she drew all over the walls here. >> cool, thanks for coming down to gallery. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know. people keep telling me, what part of...
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jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" philharmonic. an a[ minto ] you know,l live" those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford four more years. [ romney ] mim mitt romney and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here in brooklyn where guiller
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"jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with eric stonestreet, l.a. reid and music from aimee mann. hi, i'm amy for downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters, here with my favorite new intern, jimmy. mmm! fresh! and it's been in the closet for 12 weeks! unbelievable! unstopables! i'll show you how! ♪ just shake them into the washer i can't believe this lasts 12 weeks! neither can they. so you're going on tour to prove it. downy unstopables. follow jimmy's unstopables tour on youtube. ♪ one for you. ♪ and one for me. ♪ you, you, you, you, you... ♪ and one for me. ♪ check out the price of this new flat screen. ♪ ♪ i'll buy it for bill but it's also for me. ♪ ♪ xbox for jack. ♪ sweaters for nancy. ♪ i'm blown away... i'm freaking out... ♪ ♪ deals, deals, deals! breathe. ♪ one for you and one for guess who. ♪ ♪ it's on, it's on, it's on, ♪ it's black friday. ♪ i'm so super pumped for target black friday! ♪ yeah, i'm walking in right now. chilean granite... chilean granite... so, how's it in person? i should send you
"jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with eric stonestreet, l.a. reid and music from aimee mann. hi, i'm amy for downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters, here with my favorite new intern, jimmy. mmm! fresh! and it's been in the closet for 12 weeks! unbelievable! unstopables! i'll show you how! ♪ just shake them into the washer i can't believe this lasts 12 weeks! neither can they. so you're going on tour to prove it. downy unstopables. follow jimmy's unstopables tour on...
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title hey jimmy kimmel meet my best unfriend. and watch for a message from ussen the next day or so. we need to contact you. the sort of thing we were looking for. we went on hollywood boulevard and asked people walking by who their worst facebook friend is. as we found out thanks to facebook, much of america is bubbling with rage. >>,0 tell us your name? >> julie. >> are you on face book? >> yes. >> who is your worst face book friend? awe m >> mary. >> what does mary do? >> mary complains, about everything all the time. it could be drizzling. talking about a big snowstorm or something. comments negative on everything. my friend had a baby. diapers, milk, expensive. you have to buy formula, wipe baby's butts. nothing is positive out of her mouth. >> want to say good-bye to mary. >> bye, mary. >> who is your worst friend on facebook? >> has to be my dad. being a bachelor for the better part of 20 years. puts inappropriate things up, half naked women. porn sites not sort of thing. >> who is your worst face book friend? >> my neighb
title hey jimmy kimmel meet my best unfriend. and watch for a message from ussen the next day or so. we need to contact you. the sort of thing we were looking for. we went on hollywood boulevard and asked people walking by who their worst facebook friend is. as we found out thanks to facebook, much of america is bubbling with rage. >>,0 tell us your name? >> julie. >> are you on face book? >> yes. >> who is your worst face book friend? awe m >> mary. >>...
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with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, no, he's the man! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. thank you. thank you, everybody. how are you doing? well, that's very nice. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] very happy to be here with you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] you're very kind. i appreciate it. but -- i want you to -- i'd like you to be honest with me. how many of you -- how many of you are here for the electricity? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i figured. well, thank you for coming. it's our second night of a week of shows. from the harvey theater at the brooklyn academy of music. i moved away from brooklyn 35 years ago when i was 9. it hasn't changed that much. same vegan bakeries, same toddlers drinking baby chinos in $2,000 strollers. it's really the same place. we had great sandwiches today. where did the sandwiches come from? oh, yeah, the milan deli. that was good. [ applause ] i think -- maybe the best part
with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, no, he's the man! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. thank you. thank you, everybody. how are you doing? well, that's very nice. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] very happy to be here with you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] you're very kind. i appreciate it. but -- i want you to -- i'd like you...
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>> i know do the show, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it is not jimmy kimmel. nadine, do you have a guess as to whom it is? >> guillermo. >> jimmy: guillermo is absolutely correct! >> dicky: jimmy, nadine's won the all-new windows phone 8 from microsoft. >> jimmy: and look at this. here he is. >> and here is your new phone. and here is your prize. a picture. >> jimmy: wow. everybody "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with martin short, suraj sharma and music from ne-yo. the road tripper. and the music mentor. ♪ we're for the gamer. the play maker. the page turner. and the up-all-nighters. so when we set out to make a smart phone we didn't make one for all of us. we made one for each of us. new windows phone. reinvented around you. it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but this story has two sides. this is the devil's cut: a more intense bourbon trapped in the barrel wood... that we found a way to unlock. the result is a smooth, slightly sinister, bourbon... ...and it ain't for choir boys. jim beam devil's cut. ...and it ain't for choir boys
>> i know do the show, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it is not jimmy kimmel. nadine, do you have a guess as to whom it is? >> guillermo. >> jimmy: guillermo is absolutely correct! >> dicky: jimmy, nadine's won the all-new windows phone 8 from microsoft. >> jimmy: and look at this. here he is. >> and here is your new phone. and here is your prize. a picture. >> jimmy: wow. everybody "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with martin short,...
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and now, first of all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. gracias. that's very kind. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'm the host, my name is jimmy. i have a lot -- needless to say, i've got a lot to say tonight, you might not like any of what i have to say, but i'm going to say it, so hear me out, please. you're here on an exciting night. james bond himself, daniel craig is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] he's here tonight. he's here to remind us that we need to work out more. [ laughter ] daniel has been traveling all over the world to promote this movie. from what i understand, at the airport this afternoon, he ate a bon. a cinna-bonn. if you like that, i got all kinds of great stuff for you. the newest -- some are saying best james bond movie ever premiered in theaters today, it's called "skyfall." this is a grittier james bond than usual. there aren't as many gadgets. there is normally a scene in every movie where q walks james around
and now, first of all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. gracias. that's very kind. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'm the host, my name is jimmy. i have a lot -- needless to say, i've got a lot to say tonight, you might not like any of what i have to say, but i'm going to say it, so hear me out, please. you're here on an exciting night. james bond himself, daniel craig is here with us. [ cheers...
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believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! >>> thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas. what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with the stars" champions, and music from future. it might be a little awkward because it is the first time mike and reba have been in the room together since they broke up. mike tyson is here from his live one-man show called mike tyson, undisputed truthful it is two hours of him saying the words undisputed truth over and over again and it is worth every nickel. before we get to all that, the big finale tonight of "dancing with the stars" all-stars. we did it. we spent dozens and dozens of hours watching rumbas and we should be very ashamed of ourselves. i should mention that even though
believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! >>> thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas. what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with...
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jimmy kimmel said it could inspire a new tv show called "cia smackdown." you got to shake your head, don. can't make it up. >> thank you, suzanne. great weekend to you. i'm don lemon. brooke is off today. developing right now, a disturbing report on iran and concerns about its nuclear program under ground. it is bound to set off alarm bells in the west. plus, two people are missing after an oil platform explodes in the gulf of mexico, but first the bloody fight we're going to get to between israel and gaza. hamas aims rockets at jerusalem and they miss. but the fact hamas is going after what israel considers its capital city shows how much pressure is building in the middle east right now. i want you to listen to this. so an i reporter captured air raid sirens going off in jerusalem. hamas, the group that controls gaza, landed south of jerusalem. more rockets aimed for tel aviv ende in the water. no reports of damagen either case, though. but officials say 27 palestinians have died since weesday from israel's strike in gaza. this is israeli defense forces
jimmy kimmel said it could inspire a new tv show called "cia smackdown." you got to shake your head, don. can't make it up. >> thank you, suzanne. great weekend to you. i'm don lemon. brooke is off today. developing right now, a disturbing report on iran and concerns about its nuclear program under ground. it is bound to set off alarm bells in the west. plus, two people are missing after an oil platform explodes in the gulf of mexico, but first the bloody fight we're going to...
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and for the rest of us, there's jimmy kimmel's advice. >> the lottery is an opportunity for your dream to come true, especially if your dream is to lose a dollar. >> reporter: lottery officials are saying that when the numbers drawn are low number, in this case, all of them under 30, those are the ones that people tend to play, because they coin side with birthdays, anniversaries, things like that. and they increase the chances of more than one winner. amy? >> but not likely enough for us. all right, david, thanks so much. >>> we want to head to st. louis, missouri, home to the second winning ticket in this huge powerball jackpot. abc's alex perez is there live. alex, good morning. >> reporter: well, amy, good morning. this gas station like so many others was bustling with people buying sixties. the winning ticket was sold in the kansas city, missouri, area. officials are expected to say where it was sold exactly later today. retailers anxious to find out where the ticket was sold. the business owner that sold that ticket gets $50,000. this is the 27th winning powerball jackpot ticket
and for the rest of us, there's jimmy kimmel's advice. >> the lottery is an opportunity for your dream to come true, especially if your dream is to lose a dollar. >> reporter: lottery officials are saying that when the numbers drawn are low number, in this case, all of them under 30, those are the ones that people tend to play, because they coin side with birthdays, anniversaries, things like that. and they increase the chances of more than one winner. amy? >> but not likely...
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now, what is with jimmy kimmel, how thought was our friend? >> apparently, he claims he is, there is a promo out, not 100% sure he still s. >> haven't heard this, but we have heard about it. >> let's listen to aly. >> jimmy's got big news. >> are you excited about this, guillermo? >> very excited. >> january 8th, he will make his biggest move yet. >> my long-term goal is to be so early we go head-to-head with kathie lee and hoda. >> so far, we're batting zero. >> i love jimmy kimmel, what does he mean? >> on so late. we don't understand 'cause we are not that smart. >> something went right in your life last night? >> last night, i found one of your friends wandering around, regis and his wife, joy, were at the carlyle a lot of fun. >> steve tyrell, a terrific -- >> i know it is blurry, he is in the middle. someone else took t. >> roseanne scott. >> another shot of your posse. >> reege and joy. >> they louvre. -- they love you. >> singing the songs of sammy kahn. at the carlyle. very little rooms in new york you can go to enjoy that kind of mus
now, what is with jimmy kimmel, how thought was our friend? >> apparently, he claims he is, there is a promo out, not 100% sure he still s. >> haven't heard this, but we have heard about it. >> let's listen to aly. >> jimmy's got big news. >> are you excited about this, guillermo? >> very excited. >> january 8th, he will make his biggest move yet. >> my long-term goal is to be so early we go head-to-head with kathie lee and hoda. >> so far,...
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jimmy kimmel's staff asked people if they could pick the new starbucks coffee. >> i think this one, because it has a distinctive taste. >> i'm going to mention that we didn't even bother to get the coffee. we put the same coffee in both cups. >> this one just tastes richer, it has a beanie taste. it tastes like a bean. >> i would put $2 to $3 on this cup preferably over this cup. >> it all tastes the same. >> reporter: that guy is using his bean. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> are you going to spend $7 for a grande black coffee? >> uh, no. but can you
jimmy kimmel's staff asked people if they could pick the new starbucks coffee. >> i think this one, because it has a distinctive taste. >> i'm going to mention that we didn't even bother to get the coffee. we put the same coffee in both cups. >> this one just tastes richer, it has a beanie taste. it tastes like a bean. >> i would put $2 to $3 on this cup preferably over this cup. >> it all tastes the same. >> reporter: that guy is using his bean. jeanne moos,...
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>> a lot of guests, will ferrell so far is doing it, jimmy kimmel. i want to have interesting guests, too, like malcolm gladwell, cool, sort of more cerebral people. >> you might have to think. >> i might have to learn to read before we start doing this talk show, but we're hooked on phonics, devry online, phoenix online. >> what were you like as a child, did your parents try to -- >> my parents didn't do anything, they didn't try at all. >> there you go. they did nothing. >> we're excited. >> see how important good parenting is? >> we're excited for your second season and talk show. >> thank you, love you ladies so, so much. >> "whitney" tonight, wednesday, 8:00/7:00 central. >>> could it be you? >> probably not. >> we'll reveal our fan of the week. >>> and curtis stone is here and tv's melissa francis, as well. first, these messages. caroline penry began using olay total effects in 2001. since then, there's been one wedding, 2 kids, and 43 bottles of olay total effects. so in spite of 185 tantrums 378 pre-dawn starts and a lot of birthdays, carolin
>> a lot of guests, will ferrell so far is doing it, jimmy kimmel. i want to have interesting guests, too, like malcolm gladwell, cool, sort of more cerebral people. >> you might have to think. >> i might have to learn to read before we start doing this talk show, but we're hooked on phonics, devry online, phoenix online. >> what were you like as a child, did your parents try to -- >> my parents didn't do anything, they didn't try at all. >> there you go....